Anonymous asked : girl your body is seriously HOT. and i'm a completely 100% straight female saying this.

Omgaaahhhhh stahp. You so precious!

Anonymous asked : What's the most interesting thing in your life?

omg. uhm… i’m just gonna crawl under a rock because i don’t think i’m interesting. womp. 

Anonymous asked : why is yogurt good for you?

Yogurt is good for you because it has a healthy bacteria I think that helps your body digest food. And it’s healthy, sometimes. So yeah. GO YOGURT!

Anonymous asked : i really wish i liked yogurt because i know its good for you but i just dont like the taste. it tastes like sour cream to me sort of. what should i do?

Dude i thought I wrote an anon to myself when I read this!! Try putting fruit and vanilla almond granola in it. I’m still trying to like it but this is a good way to start.

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merpitschelsea:

Because rotating your selfies 90 degrees is cool.
Anonymous asked : I wish I had those curves girl, and they're only gonna get better from here! Keep up the good work lovely :)

aww zomg thankkk you. this means a lot. 

dont-touchmycurves:

Fit people who don’t look like fit people are still fit people. 

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merpitschelsea:

I saw Beyoncé today! God is good.
Anonymous asked : u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

7mins-in-heaven-w-dean:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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Anonymous asked : I just saw one of your selfies and you have really pretty eyes tbh, not being creepy or anything lol.

Where did all you nice people come from?!? Thanks. (:

Anonymous asked : Omg are you serious? You look amazing in that picture don't delete it it's perfect

I can’t handle all the nice comments!!! Thank youuuuuu!